The Booty Man

" I want child support for our Babay !!! "

- Scott Castaletti yelling at Booty Man

Scott and the Purple Drank Store
The man known only as " The Booty Man " was a wealthy man. he owned a nice house, a mongoose, and even a plasma repeater which he used for self defense. He opened up a store with a man named Scott Castaletti  ( whom he shared this home with ). This store was known as the " Purple Drank " store. It sold, obviously, Purple Drank. This store however didn't get much business and was bought out and closed down after little time. Still " The Booty Man " was making money being unemployed and Nilloc  started getting suspicious.

Connections to Elite Extriemist Goups
Despite being a human, The Booty Man was extriemely active in an elite extriemist group branched off of the elite church known as " The Servants of Nochaee' " This group carried out countless attacks



on human civilians and even attacked the " Pasha Churhc of Elite Racisim ". This support of a movement hated by nearly all humans in Gulchtopia roused up suspicion about Booty Man's sources of income and eventually an investigation was launched with Nilloc placing himself in charge.

The Drug Bust of the Century
On a typical sunny afternoon in Gulch, a man who wishes to remain annonymous ( who was undercover to get out of a jail sentence for a B&E ) went up to The Booty Man asking to buy some drugs. Booty Man took the man back to his home and offered to sell him some special " Elite Weed ". Then Booty Man was arrested and taken to court. The case should have been straight forward, guilty, 1000 years dungeon. But somehow a member of the servants of Nochaee got on the jury and during the deliberation intimidated the jury to vote not guilty. The Mayor  got especialy mad and shot the jury yelling " what the fuck is this the Casy Anthony trial ?!? "