Jason River

" Mr. River's mine man.... gives me bad vibes "

- A miner at River's mine shortly before the miner psychosis incident.

Mr. Jason River, Businessman
Jason River was an immigrant to Gulchtopia from near by Diltopia. Shortly after his arrival River openened up a mine, purchasing the land near the zombie wall to mine for rare ores. However after a short time this mine came to be known as " Hells Mine " due to the mysterious deaths of miners. At first River was suspected but shortly after the police started investigating, Miners started coming into town attacking people with their tools, and police were mobilized to kill all the miners. Still to this day no-one knows what caused the miners to become so psychotic. A long while after that River sold the land back to the city and used the money to purchase a bar on the highway leading to the recently cleared elite island. However after River's deportation from Gulchtopia the bar was sold to Avery Jheuburner.

Mr. Jason River, Criminal
Many knew that River's various businesses and " Clubs " were just fronts for criminal enteprises. Two of his most well known accomplisses in these enteprises were the native elite " Black Wolf  " and the human, Tristain " Big Daddy " Yankee. These men would quite often run afoul of the law and frequently were arrested or hospitalized after shoot outs with law enforcement officials. Shortly before River's deportation they tried their most daring attempt of them all, assassinating police chief Avery Jheuburner. The plan was to shoot him wiht a sniper while he was in a car during a parade. However police got wind of the plan and had counter snipers in place which took River down and he was deported.